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If You Could Reinvent Your Life

By Simply Spraying the Old One Away...

Would You Do It?

I'm betting that you would. And now you can!

Life reinvention really isn't that hard if you have the right tools. It's a simple matter of clearing out all the crap, giving yourself a clean slate with which to work, and filling it up again with lots of good stuff on which to build your new foundation. Okay...so it's a two-step process. But I'm making the tools available to you right here, on this page. And if you follow the instructions outlined below, it could give you a whole new lease on life in as little as a couple of weeks. Most us could certainly do with that - while bringing in a hefty dose of good luck and a steady stream of cash to boot!

That said, let's start with Step One! [For those of you who've already experienced the magic of Step One, please scroll right down to Step Two and check out all the fabulous new life-reinvention tools.]

Step One: Spontaneous Combustion

Spring cleaning can be a wonderful thing. It has a way of simplifying your life through down-sizing. You wind up being more organized. Your living space looks neater and smells fresher. And as any magical practitioner will tell you, it also removes the hiding places where negative energy can thrive and grow. For all practical purposes, the after-effects of a good old-fashioned scrubbing should give you a new lease on life. Right?

Well…not exactly.

The fact of the matter is that this sort of cleaning only removes the hiding places. It doesn't remove the negative energy, the obstacles that sprout from it, or keep it from breeding those nasty little ooga-boogas that turn your life upside down. Instead, it just brings it - and its offspring - out into the open for a more direct attack. And there's nothing even remotely good about that!

At this point, most practitioners reach for the charcoal, the sage and a kitchen match. They smoke up their house with this burning mess in hopes that all that smudging will destroy the nasties and clear the energy into something more positive. And maybe it will, somewhat. But seriously, Folks…who wants their freshly scrubbed home to smell like some long forgotten and burnt-to-cinders Thanksgiving turkey? I sure as hell don't - and I'm willing to bet you don't either.

So…what do you do? Just leave the little bastards to their own devices and allow them to keep blocking you from living the life you want to live?

No! You declare war. You claim immediate victory. And you do it by employing the most effective cut-n-clear product on the market: Spontaneous Combustion.

So what makes Spontaneous Combustion better than any other cut-n-clear? Well for one thing, it not only blows that negative crap to bits on contact, but sweeps away all residual debris in one fell swoop. It's quick and easy to use. You don't have to "get your head in the right place" to get results. And there's nothing to clean up - psychically, physically, or otherwise - after. It truly is a no-muss-no-fuss-just-results sort of product. But that's not all. Your living space will smell fresh and yummy, and never again be adorned with the fragrance of burnt fowl - and there's certainly something to be said for that!

I highly recommend using Spontaneous Combustion daily for a week to thoroughly clear your home before working any further magic. To boost the power, use it in conjunction with a Tornado Alley candle dressed with Spontaneous Combustion oil. The oil and/or spray may also be worn to clear negative energy from your person.


If you wish to order several items on this page - or multiple items not listed in an ordering option - please email me first to avoid being overcharged for shipping. [International Customers: Please contact The Angry Cauldron for ordering details.]


Spontaneous Combustion Ordering Options & Combos


Step Two: Filling the Gap!

So now that you've completely erased all trace of the nasties plaguing your home and screwing with your life, you're good to go. Right? Well...sort of. The truth is that you've now created an empty space that needs to be filled with something - and you need to do that quickly. Why? Because the last thing you want is for some other kind of crap to trickle in and start messing things up again. Not to worry, though. There is a solution: You fill it with something absolutely fabulous - right up to the brim - so nothing else can squeeze through. And the best way to fill it is with one - or both - of the options below.

Hot Damn!
[Good Luck Formula]

Down on your luck? Can't catch a break? No matter how hard you try to climb out of that hole of misfortune, you just can't seem to get a foot hold? Then it's time to give Hot Damn! a shot! Developed for particularly tough luck-related issues, this formula turns them around in snap and not only presents you with the opportunity to live life to the fullest - but the opportunity to live life as the luckiest person on earth. So lucky, in fact, that you may be accused of having a horse shoe stuck up your butt!

For best results, I recommend using the Hot Damn! spray in your home, wearing the oil, and pairing the two with an Everything & Then Some candle dressed with the oil.


If you wish to order several items on this page - or multiple items not listed in an ordering option - please email me first to avoid being overcharged for shipping. [International Customers: Please contact The Angry Cauldron for ordering details.]


Hot Damn! Ordering Options & Combos


Rich Bitch
[Triple X Cash Flow Formula]

Searching out that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow is great fun, but it's a lot of work - especially when the odds of a positive outcome are slim to none. Wouldn't you rather just have the tools necessary to be a Rich Bitch, and save all that hassle? Well, now you can! Rich Bitch is a little like having your own personal leprechaun, and is the money-drawing formula I rely on for unplugging cash flow, manifesting money, and even for success in games of chance.

For best results, I recommend using the Rich Bitch spray in your home, wearing the oil, and pairing the two with a Fast Cash candle dressed with the oil.


If you wish to order several items on this page - or multiple items not listed in an ordering option - please email me first to avoid being overcharged for shipping. [International Customers: Please contact The Angry Cauldron for ordering details.]


Rich Bitch Ordering Options & Combos



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